Alright, alright. I’m trying to get into my creative funk again.

Gooooooood morning! It is, in fact, verified by my computer screen, 4:32 AM Central time! I’ll be real, I was just having a horrible time trying to stay asleep, as it is about one billion degrees outside and a plethora of mosquitos have taken abode in my bed or whatever — and I had one […]

fuck you apple music

i wanted to share some music i really like currently. as in the past week. i suggest you listen to some of these songs, as i wouldn’t recommend them if they were shitty. this is my new form of sharing a Spotify playlist, because apparently some of you sonsa bitches still exclusively use Apple Music…

WALTER Script

Good evening, Idiot Hookers! Today, I have given you access to one of my older shorts, WALTER. This is a rough introspective inverse coming-of-age story which focuses greatly on the mother of a high school graduate who does not meet her expectations of living The American Family Dream.

screaming in the woods

Oh, hey. I never know the right way to open a post, and had to stop myself from writing “Oh, hey girl. Come here often?” with a gif of Ryan Gosling. I think you’ll be really pleased that I refrained from doing so. So, as I had previously written, I moved to France! This was […]

I miss ya I miss ya I really wanna kiss ya but I can’t

I’m back! I’m back! Now I just have to force myself to stay. It has been a YEAR, let me tell you, folks. I know I must say that every time I return after a year-long hiatus, but truly! It has been a year.

stupid idiot stop feeling bad

JESUS CHRIST, why am I like this? You know that feeling when you’re just sitting in the bed that you haven’t left all day, your hair is greasy, you haven’t drank any water, and you know you want to be crying but nothing comes out? You want change in your life, you want to do […]

a running list of funny things i find

This is a post I will hopefully remember to update. If I don’t, feel free to yell at me (but not too loud, because I will get scared and probably cry). I love funny things, as most people do. I love laughing. It is terrific, except my laugh is really embarrassing so I try not […]

the motivation…simply gone

I’m sure every human can relate to this in one way or another. You have a project, a dream, a desire, a job, a whatever, that you had been extremely ecstatic about. It was one of those things that you fell asleep thinking about, that you spent hours working on or planning. And then, outer […]

the mcfreaking return

I never thought I would actually come back to this website and dust it off. But I just did.

6 Things to Be Happy About

Happy Sunday! I’m writing to you from the floor of an overcrowded airport in the western midwest (does that even make sense?), where my flight back home has been delayed three hours. Usually, I really am an airport lover. But right now, in this old fashioned, tiny airport full of suburban people and no empty […]