Newport Rhodes-Island scene 9

it’s a character persona comedy INT. PLANNED PARENTHOOD WAITING ROOM – DAY NEWPORT Virgin Mary, I’m so glad you called. SISTER (O.S) Don’t call me Virgin Mary you kneepad-wearing dirty abdominal Congress bottom-feeding whore, I’m your sister. NEWPORT Fucking bitch — I have another call. (changing lines) Mr. Romney, I’ve been waiting for your call […]

love & other thoughts

This is one of those things that I have so much to say about, and stuff that really is constantly shifting and evolving, so I put it on the back burner of my entire life and think “I’ll get to it at some point,” — but God damn, y’all know the time is now if […]

King Screenplay

My former Instagram handle was @oldmanjenkins … I was bruised and hurting trying to open a Script Drop post, and even attempted “Oh, hello there — On Broadway!” so you can tell I was really just grasping at anything. I recently went rogue and took up Vimeo — hold for applause? — haha. You’re clearly all assholes and […]

video stills that slap

I scrubbed through every frame of a good 40% of my footage and pulled the slappers. You know. I’d say this is pretty cool. Holding cameras is not a skill I possess but sometimes it really be your own hands. (Ya just gotta click to see the fully rendered images idiots)

pot poems and other highs for the adolescent soul

a new improvised installation The following sequence was produced under my codeine high post-removal of my wisdom teeth. Archived pot poetry, previous, sans comedia.

audio + film = endless passionate lovemaking within culture

MTV isn’t as it was, and plenty of you don’t get your due dose of music videos. I bring you the favorites that come to mind. Musical artists, contact me if you want to work together; I will make your music video no doubt no doubt baby. triathalon // 3 beach house // lazuli […]

She’s Here (I’m Here) – INTROSPECT Screenplay

There’s something I’ve been working and sitting and working and sitting on for almost a year now; and I thought what better time to start sharing it with the public than now. There is really no solid reason I decided on now to start opening it up to the public, I suppose my confidence is […]

what’s bumpin’, what’s boppin’, it’s time for New York to take over

Hello, lower west-siders. I have to say, after my move to New York and frequent all-nighters watching Gossip Girl with my roommate (Sloane), starting a new post for the first time in a while made me feel like Dan Humphrey himself cracking his knuckles and settling in to roast the fuck out of […]

Alright, alright. I’m trying to get into my creative funk again.

Gooooooood morning! It is, in fact, verified by my computer screen, 4:32 AM Central time! I’ll be real, I was just having a horrible time trying to stay asleep, as it is about one billion degrees outside and a plethora of mosquitos have taken abode in my bed or whatever — and I had one […]

fuck you apple music

i wanted to share some music i really like currently. as in the past week. i suggest you listen to some of these songs, as i wouldn’t recommend them if they were shitty. this is my new form of sharing a Spotify playlist, because apparently some of you sonsa bitches still exclusively use Apple Music…