October, 2016: what is up everybody i am updating this because it is horribly horrible
May, 2017: lemme fix this again i was angsty when i updated in october lmao
Part 1: The Basics
1.What is your name?
3. Do you like the place where you live?
4.Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like?
yea i got two of them smh…// henry is 19 and nate is 14
5. What kind of house do you have?
the kind that you live in
6.What is your occupation?
I work in a restaurant that serves bombass food
7. Would you change anything about the way you look?
all of it
9.Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?
yeah i think im as good as dead but i survived chemo bitch
10. Are you right- or left-handed?
1. What does your voice sound like?
like um probably death
12. What words and/or phrases do you use very frequently?
basically just a foul vocabulary but more recently i say “oh yeah yeah of course” “im sorry class” “bleach” and “ugh hate when that happens”
update: i don’t say bleach anymore now i just whisper “fuck your chicken strips” and/or “you idiot you stupid bitch” under my breath
13. What do you have in your pockets?
14. Do you have any quirks, strange mannerisms, annoying habits, or other defining characteristics?
i can do some dope shit. i can make water bubble noises (like cam in fbdo) with my mouth, talk w my mouth closed, i can cry like whenever i want… hm what else. i can run really fast on all fours. i crack my knuckles probably all of the time, i don’t sleep much.
update: this is all still true except i don’t think it is “dope shit”
Part 2: Growing Up
15. How would you describe your childhood in general?
i do not even remember
16. What is your earliest memory?
probably uh getting my head stuck in the ferris wheel on navy pier
17. How much schooling have you had?
I am a senior in high school
18. Did you enjoy school?
i don’t think i have actively loved school in my whole life, usually i just want to jump out the train on my way there lmao
19. Where did you learn most of your skills and other abilities?
like everyone around me? idk
20. While growing up, did you have any role models? If so, describe them.
up and down
22. As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
wanted to be an actress or a director or anything in film or theater
23. As a child, what were your favorite activities?
reading and writing and acting in theatre & film and making really shitty but funny home movies (wait nothing has changed)
24. As a child, what kinds of personality traits did you display?
26. When and with whom was your first kiss?
i uh um had my first kiss in a play when i was 13 and im sure that boy suffered
27. What was something you were great at as a child?
28. What was the worst thing you did as a child?
pushed someone off a school stage
Part 3: Past Influences
29. What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?
when i went to wilderness therapy last year
30. Who has had the most influence on you?
me myself and i
31. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
still being woke
32. What is your greatest regret?
being a raging bitch as a child
33. What is the most evil thing you have ever done?
didnt this question already happen
34. Is there any cruel things you’ve done that you don’t regret?
35. When was the time you were the most frightened?
when i honestly thought i would die from sadness itself to be quite honest
36. What is the most embarrassing thing ever to happen to you?
i peed my pants a lot as a child
haha what the fuck is this
37. If you could change one thing from your past, what would it be, and why?
38. What is your best memory?
anytime i laugh or smile i consider it my best memory in a pile of best memories
39. What is your worst memory?
Part 4: Beliefs And Opinions
40. Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?
update: i am a FAKE optimist to others
41. What is your greatest fear?
42. What are your religious views?
43. What are your political views?
44. What are your views on same sex marriage?
45. Are you able to kill? Under what circumstances do you find killing to be acceptable or unacceptable?
46. In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?
47. Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love?
i don not know
48. What do you believe makes a successful life?
happy with who you are, wholesome
49. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings (i.e. do you hide your true self from others, and in what way)?
im a creature of habit and don’t tell people how i really feel unless i trust them hardcore
50. Do you have any biases or prejudices?
update: everyone does ?
51. Is there anything you absolutely refuse to do under any circumstances? Why do you refuse to do it?
i refuse to die without a fight
52. Who or what, if anything, would you die for (or otherwise go to extremes for)?
i’d die for anyone i love tbh
Part 5: Relationships With Others
53. In general, how do you treat others (politely, rudely, by keeping them at a distance, etc.)? Does your treatment of them change depending on how well you know them, and if so, how?
i think im a good bean
54. Who is the most important person in your life, and why?
55. Who is the person you respect the most, and why?
56. Who are your friends? Do you have a best friend? Describe these people.
i have few friends and the ones i do have are good people !
57. Do you have a boyfriend? If not, do you want one?
58. Have you ever been in love? If so, describe what happened.
59. What do you look for in a potential lover?
so much happiness you feel like you can go the rest of your life running off the same burst
60. How close are you to your family?
close as hELL sometimes
61. Do you want your own family when you’re older?
yeah yeah yeah eyseheyhyesyeys
62. Who would you turn to if you were in desperate need of help?
me myself and i
i trust karma to come help me out
64. If you died or went missing, who would miss you?
i think people would miss me (my family my small bundle of friends my (yeah) booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooyyyyyy
update: no one
65. Who is the person you despise the most, and why?
i try to like, not hate people
66. Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict?
avoidance is key
67. Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations?
i used to but then i didn’t but now it depends
68. Do you like interacting with large groups of people? Why or why not?
69. Do you care what others think of you?
nice. oh and honestly yeah
update: still yes
Part 6: Likes And Dislikes
70. What is/are your favorite hobbies and pastimes?
i like reading and watching movies and pretending that im other people and listening to music and helping people
71. What is your most treasured possession?
update: i have only one dog now so i got fucked in the ass by life
72. What is your favorite color?
yellow and dark dark forest green
73. What is your favorite food?
bleach (fried rice and melona honeydew popsicles)
update: wtf?? and yea still same for the last two
74. What, if anything, do you like to read?
books that make me think hard or cry or laugh out loud
75. What is your idea of good entertainment (consider music, movies, art, etc.)?
stuff that you can tell made people happy to make
76. Do you smoke, drink, or use drugs? If so, why? Do you want to quit?
78. What makes you laugh?
things that are funny
79. What, if anything, shocks or offends you?
80. What would you do if you had insomnia and had to find something to do to amuse yourself?
i do have insomnic behaviors & i talk to said boy
update: i just cry mostly
81. How do you deal with stress?
my hair falls out or turns white no lie
82. Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan?
83. What are your pet peeves?
Part 7: Self Images And Etc.
84. Describe the routine of a normal day for you. How do you feel when this routine is disrupted?
wake up SHOOK, school, go home, stay awake and the cycle begins again
85. What is your greatest strength as a person?
update: fuck you maggie
86. What is your greatest weakness?
just being so paranoid like all of the time and craving constant reassurance
87. Who do you aspire to be like?
a happy person
88. Are you generally introverted or extroverted?
89. Are you generally organized or messy?
90. Name three things you consider yourself to be very good at, and three things you consider yourself to be very bad at.
+ reading people, reading books, reading street signs
– remembering memories, remembering birthdays, remembering anything
91. Do you like yourself?
update: that was just a lie
92. How do you get the confidence to upload YouTube videos?
i mean i don’t anymore but i just tend to pretend that no one is watching them but me
93. What goal do you most want to accomplish in your lifetime?
help give other people wholesome views on lives
94. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
living in a happy van, traveling, just being
95. If you could choose, how would you want to die?
something super extra, like unnecessarily extra
96. If you knew you were going to die in 24 hours, name three things you would do in the time you had left.
tell my family how much they mean to me, how much i love them, put my dogs in the back of the car and take a nice trip down to the american south
97. What is the one thing for which you would most like to be remembered after your death?
“rip maggie wolf she was lit asl”
update: i just want people to miss me
98. What five words best describe your personality?
im sorry class i have to include my original answer: Passionate, pacific, abstruse
WHAT THE HeCK hahahsdbcshljfe god knows i went to thesaurus and looked up special words just to make myself seem so multi dimensional
warm, love, mystery (lmao she loved mysteries so much………..shebecame one)
99. What three words would others probably use to describe you?
oh shit 15yr old maggie at it again!!! ::: Enamored, ambitious, ardent
i think people would describe me as outer-spacey, sad, kind
100. What is on your mind often?
things that im gonna do in the future, things that im gonna be happy doing and people im gonna be with.
update: just blank
alright don’t be expecting any other writing from me on here probably ever again!!!!
peace punch cap’n crunch