excerpt RNI
INT. PLANNED PARENTHOOD WAITING ROOM - DAY
NEWPORT
Virgin Mary, I'm so glad you called.
SISTER (O.S)
Don't call me Virgin Mary you kneepad-wearing dirty abdominal Congress bottom-feeding whore, I'm your sister.
NEWPORT
Fucking bitch -- I have another call.
(changing lines)
Mr. Romney, I've been waiting for your call you filthy scum of the sea --
SISTER (O.S)
It's still me, you bitch.
NEWPORT
There's a baby staring at me.
SISTER (O.S)
Did you steal a D.C. baby?
NEWPORT
I'm at Planned Parenthood. Tammy Baldwin gave me pubic lice. This baby knows. Hey, I have to go.
SISTER (O.S)
I hope they destroy your pubes and cause you infertility issues for the rest of your egg-producing window, you tiny whore.
NEWPORT
Fucking bitch.
(to the baby staring at her)
You're a pervert for smiling at that, little baby, now who's a tiny whore?
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