WALTER Script

Good evening, Idiot Hookers! Today, I have given you access to one of my older shorts, WALTER. This is a rough introspective inverse coming-of-age story which focuses greatly on the mother of a high school graduate who does not meet her expectations of living The American Family Dream. Advertisements

screaming in the woods

Oh, hey. I never know the right way to open a post, and had to stop myself from writing “Oh, hey girl. Come here often?” with a gif of Ryan Gosling. I think you’ll be really pleased that I refrained from doing so. So, as I had previously written, I moved to France! This was […]

I miss ya I miss ya I really wanna kiss ya but I can’t

I’m back! I’m back! Now I just have to force myself to stay. It has been a YEAR, let me tell you, folks. I know I must say that every time I return after a year-long hiatus, but truly! It has been a year.

stupid idiot stop feeling bad

JESUS CHRIST, why am I like this? You know that feeling when you’re just sitting in the bed that you haven’t left all day, your hair is greasy, you haven’t drank any water, and you know you want to be crying but nothing comes out? You want change in your life, you want to do […]

a running list of funny things i find

This is a post I will hopefully remember to update. If I don’t, feel free to yell at me (but not too loud, because I will get scared and probably cry). I love funny things, as most people do. I love laughing. It is terrific, except my laugh is really embarrassing so I try not […]

the motivation…simply gone

I’m sure every human can relate to this in one way or another. You have a project, a dream, a desire, a job, a whatever, that you had been extremely ecstatic about. It was one of those things that you fell asleep thinking about, that you spent hours working on or planning. And then, outer […]

the mcfreaking return

I never thought I would actually come back to this website and dust it off. But I just did!

Learning to Stop Fighting Alone

I haven’t written in a long time. I keep starting and stopping posts, saving them in my drafts, rewriting them and doing it all over again. I’m having a lot of trouble finding words, or finding something to give to you all that actually means something and will stick with you. So, as I sit […]

Bronchitis and Other Illness

I am writing to you from the comfort of my couch, propped right in front of a wood-burning fireplace. There’s soft Christmas music playing off of the speakers in the room, and a few scented candles are lit off to the sides, scattered among shelves of books. Everything crackles with warmth. It sounds so peaceful, […]